Wednesday, October 28, 2009

btw, we still rockin


pics are for geeks

Monday, August 17, 2009

congrats clovis


you made it onto fail blog
not my favorite post on fail, but interesting to see

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

fire



ok, so i know that i gotta bet a better phone, but here is dj swamp firing up some beats. fun night, but i have some dj practicing to do.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

thats what i get

so there was a bum that wondered in to our fine end-of-life care establishment today. that is pretty normal. there is a bus stop in front of our office, and from time to time people will come in and nose around, obviously not meaning to be here. one of the office gals came to my office, nervous, and asked me to help out this man who said he had questions about cremation. i could tell that she couldn't deal with him. so i invited him into my office and gave him some brochures and tried to be nice. he looked homeless and smelled peculiar, but harmless. he had something going on with his eyes, one eye was lazy and would be looking to the side, while the other was on me, then all of a sudden his lazy eye would switch to become the good eye and the good eye would become the drifter (it made me wonder if this was more confusing for him, or the people he talked to, and made me seriously happy that i don't have this good eye changing problem). anyway i told him how much things cost and he said that the prices seemed reasonable, even though i couldn't help but think that there was no way this was legit. he said he would come back with the down payment amount, so i made a fake follow up appointment with him for 1pm (even writting his name down on a piece of paper to show him how serious i was about my intentions). he then left and caught a bus to nowhere for all i thought.
so 1:45 rolls around, and sure enough he comes in, counts out $500.00, we fill out the paperwork, and i am left with but shame.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

i love japan


public decency fail
that has to be a school, how did that even happen?

crazytown

even crazy people are sometimes in charge of important things. arranging a funeral or cremation, for example, does not have to be something that brings one to the brink of a breakdown. sure, the more intimately connected a person is to a loved one who dies may directly relate with to amounts of grief, denial and depression that one might experience, but lets not use the occurence purely for attention seeking behaviors. this is no time to trample on people who are there to help. death is an event that happens to everyone, and purely being unstable does not mean that you are the first one to ever experience the painful feelings associated with the end of a relationship and a new world view. grow up crazies, what part of becoming a normal adult did you miss out on. i am not responsible for your pain, so ease up. i get it, you need to express that things are not right in your life, but take it out on someone you know. sure, i may have an easier time dismissing your behavior than those you know, or maybe they are so used to your goofy outlook that they could put up with it easier than i could. either way, i am still here to serve you, so appreciate the fact that you were not passed on to someone else to deal with, simply because you are nuts. i do care about your mental well-being, but i also get a paycheck for helping you. i know i'm no saint; just don't treat me subhuman, or refuse to shake my hand, or tell me over the phone that you don't like me, when it is you who can't remember the simple instructions that i gave you yesterday. i may just have to vent on my blog instead of thinking of ways to help you cope.