Monday, October 22, 2007

bad daddy

so there are things that you should not say. i know this, i say dumb stuff all the time. i was at the lawyer's today and as i was leaving the office i was chatting with some of the women who work there and with mr. v. i was just sharing about the upcoming trip to ny and the 5 hour flight with a 1 year old baby. we were sharing some horror stories about flights with other people's small children going berzerk. one of the gals says to me, "you can even give her something to make her relax, like ahhhh, oh, what is it called." So we are trying to figure the word that she is thinking and i just say the first thing that comes to my mind, "ahhhh a small piece of vallium?" and as soon as I said it I thought, no that's not right. then everyone emphatically alerts me that this is not what you should give a baby on a flight. i thought that cps was going to be alerted that the world's worst father was in fact, in the building. then one of them says "dramamine, that's what it is!" so i lose, they win. now i just have to leave and know that they will be thinking that i am a huge idiot for the rest of their lives, sweet.

6 comments:

Adam said...

You couldn't play it off as a joke? If I had been there and saw their looks, I would have corrected myself and said, "My bad, a big piece of valium."

m.wise said...

i would stare them down, then say "if you tell anyone about this i will KILL YOU!" then they'll forget what you said before.

edluv said...

bad blog daddy, too.

m.wise said...

woody, i need to know what's new in your life...give your loyal friends/readers a new post please

Monticore said...

Who are these B's to talk like they've never put Nyquil in thier kid's Kool-aide or taken their ritalin in order to pull an all nighter.

m.wise said...

well woody, you made it almost 3 months with your blog.