1 i failed my driving test the first time, it was a sad day for all of the woodys, 2nd time perfect score.
2 i was bitten by a dog (a chow, for no reason whatsoever) when i was 10. i was walking back home from swim practice because i pulled down my pants and was wearing underwear instead of a swimsuit. another bad day.
3 i used to watch solid gold when i was really young. too young. i also imitated the dancers on the show by dancing for all present with my chonies stuck up my cheeks.
4 i was in 8 fights in high school
5 i once stole a girlfriend from another guy. he dropped out of school and bought a gun (so i was told, i never saw it), i saw him years later, everything was cool.
6 my roommate and i were fired from our jobs as lifeguards at a Christian camp for having beer in our fridge, another bad day for the woodys.
7 i got a pedicure with my wife once.
8 my sister was adopted.
what a buzz kill, i don't know why most of these were so bad, maybe just the things that i hide i guess. just kidding about the last one i am just tired of thinking
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Soo...the real Woody at last.
i'm sure you told your sister this in person many times, so having it in print is no big deal.
Very Nice
well, she's older, so she probably actually told him a million times that he was adopted.
I think I heard the one about pulling your pants down to find no swim suit. The high school fight thing surprised me though.
malisa, i hope you are not confusing the no swim suit incident with the greece incident.
...so what are you to now?
i think the chow bit you because it knew you wouldn't update your blog.
or put me in your links.
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