i enjoy blood thinners, low cholesterol, a fit heart, clean fingernails, a nice smile, emaciation, old age, good medical care, normal facial hair and symmetry.
i do not enjoy recent surgeries (especially in the abdomen or chest), lack of bowel movements, obesity, blood clots, cowlicks, diapers, gangrene, buckteeth or missing dentures, excess fluid anywhere, jaundice, bad hygiene, diabetes, shunts, thin skin, cradle cap, tissue gas, arthritis, anything contagious, autopsies, tissue/organ/bone donation, bizarre wrinkles, vascular anomalies and prolonged refrigeration.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
7 comments:
Wow, that's quite a long list of bad things. Why do you not like recent surgeries?
Yeah, you gotta get your good list in order.
That stuff is icky.
come on, who doesn't love a little tissue gas?
Boy, do we appreciate morticians. You should contact the dude from Dirty Jobs. Obesity... ick.
"cradle cap. . . .autopsies . . .vascular anomalies and prolonged refrigeration. . . ."
a good list of things i do not understand
i can live with that
adam - recent surgeries add great stress to the vascular system and usually cause pressure throughout the system to be interrupted.
what is a cradle cap? Is that like a FUPA or camel toe?
Post a Comment